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Reptilian Watch Updated - July 21, 2006
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Flava Flavius Josephus
2006-07-21 17:34:00 UTC
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July 21, 2006 - Garloo! A 1960s reptilian toy. | A freaky woodcut. | The
Air Force Space Command's Star Trek/Masonic logo. | Twas ever thus with
U.S. Imperialism. | Mark Bryan kicks ass. | Rex Mundi is in effect. Check
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Bill Cleere
2006-07-22 18:22:43 UTC
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Post by Flava Flavius Josephus
July 21, 2006 - Garloo! A 1960s reptilian toy. | A freaky woodcut. | The
Air Force Space Command's Star Trek/Masonic logo. | Twas ever thus with
U.S. Imperialism. | Mark Bryan kicks ass. | Rex Mundi is in effect. Check
the left hand of God... | Don't ever doubt my credibility, or call me a
shill for the government. | Need bulletproof web hosting? Dreamhost just
survived a Slashdotting I got, no problem. I was impressed. Plus they
increase your storage and bandwidth weekly. I just did 20,000 hits and 154
gig of traffic, and barely made a dent in my limits. | More on Bush the
Reptilian.
When they let you out on your own recognizance, what exactly does
that mean, other than you don't have to post bail? What if you looked
in the mirror, as so often happens to many of us, and saw a complete
stranger? Would you have to turn yourself in? What if you caught
abnejia? It doesn't seem right that a medical condition should cause
a person to be thrown in jail. Is it enough to recognize yourself just
the one time when you're standing before the judge, or do you have
to recognize yourself at all times? Do they put on some kind of tracking
device to monitor your condition of self-recognition? What if you
were wearing a scramble suit? Just what degree of recognition is
required? Is it good enough to have a sort of vague notion, or do
you have to be absolutely certain? Shouldn't the law allow that
any person who can be absolutely certain that he always recognizes
himself is insane? Isn't it likely that one of the few people in the
world who is both stupid enough and arrogant enough to always
recognize himself beyond a shadow of a doubt is the reptilian
G. Bush? Does that not say it all?

-- Bill Cleere

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of
wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)
Flava Flavius Josephus
2006-07-22 21:16:08 UTC
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Post by Flava Flavius Josephus
July 21, 2006 - Garloo! A 1960s reptilian toy. | A freaky woodcut. |
The Air Force Space Command's Star Trek/Masonic logo. | Twas ever
thus with U.S. Imperialism. | Mark Bryan kicks ass. | Rex Mundi is in
effect. Check the left hand of God... | Don't ever doubt my
credibility, or call me a shill for the government. | Need
bulletproof web hosting? Dreamhost just survived a Slashdotting I
got, no problem. I was impressed. Plus they increase your storage and
bandwidth weekly. I just did 20,000 hits and 154 gig of traffic, and
barely made a dent in my limits. | More on Bush the Reptilian.
When they let you out on your own recognizance, what exactly does
that mean, other than you don't have to post bail? What if you looked
in the mirror, as so often happens to many of us, and saw a complete
stranger? Would you have to turn yourself in? What if you caught
abnejia? It doesn't seem right that a medical condition should cause
a person to be thrown in jail. Is it enough to recognize yourself
just the one time when you're standing before the judge, or do you
have to recognize yourself at all times? Do they put on some kind of
tracking device to monitor your condition of self-recognition? What
if you were wearing a scramble suit? Just what degree of recognition
is required? Is it good enough to have a sort of vague notion, or do
you have to be absolutely certain? Shouldn't the law allow that
any person who can be absolutely certain that he always recognizes
himself is insane? Isn't it likely that one of the few people in the
world who is both stupid enough and arrogant enough to always
recognize himself beyond a shadow of a doubt is the reptilian
G. Bush? Does that not say it all?
In a word: yes.

That arrest was sort of "funny".

First of all, I had audio and video proof of my absolute innocence. The
cop came to the house on a noise complaint. The ONLY band practice where
I wasn't smoking pot, practically.

I opened the door a crack and jabbed my drumsticks at him, thinking it
was a friend. It wasn't.

So, then I get annoyed with him, sic my wife on him, evict him from my
property. Curse him up and down on the mic.

He came back later. I got a video camera. He parked in front of my
driveway, blocking us in. I got irate. I had been drinking since he left.
Fuming.

He jumped out of his car, struck me, jumped back in, locking the door.

I pounded on his window and threatened him.

I picked up the video camera, he did the same thing to my wife, on tape.

When some Opelousas deputies arrived, responding to his frantic calls for
backup, they found me with a video camera in his face, and he was
unholstering his gun!

They told him to sit in his car. I showed them the video tape. They told
him to never come on my block again.

No charges.

Two weeks later, I was told I had to turn myself and my wife in. We
walked into the jail, signed a piece of paper, and walked back out. Her
family has much clout, there.

Turns out he had told the chief that I hit him with drumsticks, and
SLAMMED HIS HAND IN MY DOOR. ; )

Part of it is contained in the audio at
http://www.rhymetorrents.com/highc 'Ugly Police Incident', which actually
made it onto a compilation tape, once. And proves that everything he said
was a lie.

Fucking stupid cops. I HAVE NEVER BEEN CONVICTED OF ANYTHING, EVER. ; )

Three different battery on an officer charges! (LSU, Washington, USL)

Eat a dick!

Chuck Stegal is still dead. ; )
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Hugh Jassman
2006-07-22 23:57:58 UTC
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July 22, 2006 - Flying reptiles still stalk the earth? | Order of the
Dragon Interview | Ichthyosis and delusions of lizard invasion. | 9/11
foreshadowing in "Super Mario Brothers" movie. From John Valenti's
forthcoming book. (Thanks, Mike, Rob, John!)

http://www.reptilianwatch.com
--
Rhyme Torrents Volumes I-IV
Free Nerdcore Hip-Hop Compilation CDs
http://www.rhymetorrents.com
http://www.nerdcorehiphop.org
http://www.bedoper.com
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